I knew it! I suspected that damned mouse all along!

In other news, Thomas Mittlewerk is a duck that doesn't wear pants!

Okay, okay, here is a real link about the identity of Alvar Hanso that you may find interesting.

NOTE: Please forgive us. We couldn't resist. But you know, on some level it is true that Mickey is the man (or mouse) behind the curtain. Think about it...but not for too long.