i am not on the outside

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i am on the inside

Great Randolph Scott! It appears RuckusGuy is stuck inside the dharmawantsyou.com Web server. In addition to the "hack" of said Web site chronicled in the video above. We have also received a singing telegram and one of those planes with the banner trailing behind it with a message on it from RuckusGuy to inform us of the fact that he is indeed "on the inside". While we are well pleased with the canned ham that accompanied the singing telegram (it was very delicious), we are deeply concerned that our dear friend RuckusGuy has shoehorned himself into a computer.

RuckusGuy, we are all here because we love you and we want the best for you. It hurts us to see you behaving so carelessly, staying out all night, jumping into strange computers. While it may be warm inside that Web server, it is only a superficial warmth that can't compare to the feeling you'll get when you're once again safe in the arms of your friends and family. So RuckusGuy, please just come out of the computer and come on home.

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